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09 June 2012 @ 01:48 pm
Greetings Gentle Reader, I do hope you are well.
Take a seat, luxury assortment ? We are celebrating in a very minor way...

Why ? Well, I shall tell you.

After coming up with a vile, offensive, and highly amusing idea, canvassing those sluts, leches, reprobates, and ne'er do wells that inhabit the less salubrious areas of The Internets, and a certain amount of faff and fiddling I have opened my own online shop.

Yes indeed I, the Duke Himself, am going into commerce.
Exiting isn't it...

The shelves are passing bare at present, as taking photographs of my multitudinous creations is a chore and a pain.

But a precious few are avialable here to view and indeed purchase should you so desire.

One in particular is doing rather well...
The One known as D.T.colonel_maxim on June 9th, 2012 01:13 pm (UTC)
One is pleased to hear the same but notes, with mild distress, that the requested gratuities for your work appears to have accidentally been listed in rebel money. For those of us who regard the Paris Peace Treaty as a mere ceasefire, how would one pay in the Queen's pound sterling?
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bibliogirl on June 9th, 2012 03:54 pm (UTC)
Might one, for instance, be able to exchange the folding stuff with Our Dear Majesty's head thereupon for some of these fine goods, if one happened to find oneself in the wild badlands North of the River?
Speschul and interesting in equal partsqueenortart on June 9th, 2012 08:27 pm (UTC)
One feels the same way
Duke Euphoria De'Gryn: Snoochbytepilot on June 9th, 2012 09:06 pm (UTC)
I'm sure we can come to some arrangement.
Duke Euphoria De'Gryn: Foxy!bytepilot on June 9th, 2012 08:51 pm (UTC)
Exchanges in person can be made, and will as a further advantage entirely negate the need for postage and packing!

Duke Euphoria De'Gryn: Antiquebytepilot on June 9th, 2012 09:05 pm (UTC)
Nothing to worry about dear chap, whilst the prices are in detestable foreign currency the site is wired to PayPal which will as a matter of course deal with the currency conversion for you.
Duke Euphoria De'Gryn: Foxy!bytepilot on June 9th, 2012 08:50 pm (UTC)
The shop is wired to Paypal, so no actual handling of the facint yankee dollar is required.

But if your preference is for proper british money handed to a proper british chap wearing a top hat, waitcoat and fine mustache I'm sure wer can work something out.