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09 June 2012 @ 01:48 pm
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Greetings Gentle Reader, I do hope you are well.
Take a seat, luxury assortment ? We are celebrating in a very minor way...

Why ? Well, I shall tell you.

After coming up with a vile, offensive, and highly amusing idea, canvassing those sluts, leches, reprobates, and ne'er do wells that inhabit the less salubrious areas of The Internets, and a certain amount of faff and fiddling I have opened my own online shop.

Yes indeed I, the Duke Himself, am going into commerce.
Exiting isn't it...

The shelves are passing bare at present, as taking photographs of my multitudinous creations is a chore and a pain.

But a precious few are avialable here to view and indeed purchase should you so desire.

One in particular is doing rather well...
 
 
 
The One known as D.T.colonel_maxim on June 9th, 2012 01:13 pm (UTC)
One is pleased to hear the same but notes, with mild distress, that the requested gratuities for your work appears to have accidentally been listed in rebel money. For those of us who regard the Paris Peace Treaty as a mere ceasefire, how would one pay in the Queen's pound sterling?
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bibliogirl on June 9th, 2012 03:54 pm (UTC)
Might one, for instance, be able to exchange the folding stuff with Our Dear Majesty's head thereupon for some of these fine goods, if one happened to find oneself in the wild badlands North of the River?
Speschul and interesting in equal partsqueenortart on June 9th, 2012 08:27 pm (UTC)
One feels the same way
Duke Euphoria De'Gryn: Snoochbytepilot on June 9th, 2012 09:06 pm (UTC)
I'm sure we can come to some arrangement.
Duke Euphoria De'Gryn: Foxy!bytepilot on June 9th, 2012 08:51 pm (UTC)
Absolutely.
Exchanges in person can be made, and will as a further advantage entirely negate the need for postage and packing!

Duke Euphoria De'Gryn: Antiquebytepilot on June 9th, 2012 09:05 pm (UTC)
Nothing to worry about dear chap, whilst the prices are in detestable foreign currency the site is wired to PayPal which will as a matter of course deal with the currency conversion for you.
Duke Euphoria De'Gryn: Foxy!bytepilot on June 9th, 2012 08:50 pm (UTC)
The shop is wired to Paypal, so no actual handling of the facint yankee dollar is required.

But if your preference is for proper british money handed to a proper british chap wearing a top hat, waitcoat and fine mustache I'm sure wer can work something out.
Valkyrievalkyriekaren on June 9th, 2012 04:57 pm (UTC)
Saw the tealight holder at Simon's - very nice!

I take it they're too much of a fire risk to use real flames in?
Duke Euphoria De'Gryn: Circle Flamesbytepilot on June 9th, 2012 08:47 pm (UTC)
Very much so, being made of wood, and thin paper.

It _might_ survive, but I suspect it would be, at best, badly scorched...
The Girl with the Pink Cat Shoesslappersire on June 9th, 2012 10:34 pm (UTC)
I hope you have staff to deal with all the boring aspects......

The shoji lanterns ae gorgeous, and have made my list. They are reqally rather preetty nd clever. Tomorrow I will share the pretty clever thing I have been working on.

Also, link for the thing!
Troublelady_dinosaurus on June 10th, 2012 09:33 am (UTC)
The lanterns are very pretty! From the assembly instructions it sounds like they might arrive in a flat-packed format - is this the case? (I am intrigued from the point of view of easy transport to/from larp events)
Badriyabadriya on June 10th, 2012 10:55 am (UTC)
Because you don't use facebook, where I posted it, and because I so want to see Tom do it

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FOR FUN when visiting friends, teach your 2-yr-old to point into empty rooms and say “Who is that sad little boy?” (via @realrossnoble)
rotwang on June 10th, 2012 04:04 pm (UTC)
I'm going to guess the one popular among the masses is the custom dice...?